- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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