- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

A house comes around the corner.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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