- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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