A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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