- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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