What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

hextech crafting too opieop

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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