a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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