I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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ugvvvvvv

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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