A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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