Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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