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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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