- Anti Joke

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Are you black? Kill yourself.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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