- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

You're a big fat monkey.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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