- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

He--Hey guys

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Beka has AIDS

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

what are you mike bibby?

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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