- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Chuck Norris.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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