There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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