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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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