How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Andoni was here

Error 37.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

my penis

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Whats worse than a joke? This

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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