what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

A praying mantis is very graceful

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