Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Heskey time.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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