your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

roak

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...