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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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