How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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