- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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