- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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