- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Cancer.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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