- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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