Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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