- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

9/11 my birthday

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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