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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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