a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What's 2+2? Fish

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

there once was a frog with no leggs

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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