- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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