- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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