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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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