What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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