- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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