Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Hail Hitler

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Golf.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Anti Joke

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