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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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