- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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