- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What do we call Osama? Osama

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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