- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Nobody cares maddie!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

jews

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

your face

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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