Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Vote this down and get DOXED

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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