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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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