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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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autistic kids rock

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe