- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Death by kayak

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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