Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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