Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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