I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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A bar walks into a man

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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