- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

A blonde dies Lololol

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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knock knock go away

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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