What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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why does the man appear fat he is

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Anti Joke

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