- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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