Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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