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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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