Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Anti Joke

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