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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

A bar walks into a man

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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