How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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