- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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