- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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