- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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