what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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