- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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