What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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