Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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