A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Charlie Sheen

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Your mom went to college

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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