- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Where are you going Your house

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

I'm homeless.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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