- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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