- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

knock knock... ...no answer

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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