- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A house comes around the corner.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A baby seal walks into a club.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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