- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

whats white and sticky glue

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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